Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)
Morrisonic
A weekly podcast about the Portland Timbers, as well as some other stuff.
Episodes
#465 - San Jose recap! SKC preview!
Hey it's short.
#464 - St Louis, Dallas Atlanta recaps sort of! San Jose preview also sort of!
Sorry guys it has been a weird tough week. Support Gol if you have a few bucks https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-gols-recovery-and-staff Support PAW Team if you have a few more https://www.pawteam.org/ Tell 'em Morrisonic sent you.
#463 - Minnesota recap! DTF St Louis preview!
Listen its been months and I honestly still dont know how I feel about DTF St Louis which I guess makes it art. The same guy made Patriot which might be my favorite show ever, more than Shoresy, more than Baskets. https://107ist.org/event-6812017?CalendarViewType=1&SelectedDate=9/8/2026
#462 - Austin recap! Minnesota preview!
No bits we were in a hurry
#461 - LAFC recap! Austin preview!
No nonsense today. Nonsense later.
#460 - SD recap! Some grief talk! LAFC preview! A little more grief talk!
https://ffm.to/stupid-sexy-tifo https://www.kittydreams.org/adopt
#459 - Chicago recap! SD preview!
Here are the kittens. https://www.kittydreams.org/adopt Here is the pod. https://sites.libsyn.com/490532
#458 - Seattle recap!
Do something nice for Portland today! If you can't think of something, give some money to Portland Animal Welfare Team (https://www.pawteam.org/donate)!!! Tell em Morrisonic sent you!
#457 - Dallas Recap! RSL Recap! Seattle preview!
Ton Dundon is a BUM. Pass it on.
#456 - Seattle recap! Dallas preview! Tom DumDum is a BumBum!
Adopt my kittens or give money! https://www.kittydreams.org/
#455 - World Cup! Sounders preview!
We had a terrible lag on this one so it was a bit awkward. morrisonicpod at gmail
#454 - Phil Neville Out! The barest bones of a San Jose recap!
Come see a movie with Pat next week! https://greenisthecolor.substack.com/p/clyde-best-documentary-in-portland
#453 - SKC recap! Montreal recap! Miami recap! San Jose preview!
I COMPLETELY FORGOT! TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE FOR THE CLYDE BEST DOCUMENTARY JUNE 4 AND 5 AT THE ALADDIN!! https://greenisthecolor.substack.com/p/clyde-best-documentary-in-portland YOU SHOULD GO I WILL BE THERE!
#452 - RSL recap! SKC Preview!
#451 - San Diego recap! Save the Caps! RSL preview!
It's crazy over here
#450 - Minnesota recap! San Diego Preview! Recruiting!
If you know someone who is in Portland and super passionate about impact investing (CDFIs, credit unions, land trusts, financing childcare infrastructure!, community development and/or consulting company operations (standard operating procedures! templates! OKRs!) send them to morrisonicpod at gmail. I'll have a real job listing by the end of the week. I'm looking for one or maybe two analysts.
#449 - LAFC recap! Minnesota preview! Some Blazers talk at the end!
Donate to the Humane Society at https://secure.oregonhumane.org/doggiedash/arrowandgus If you have tickets to Rickshaw Billie's on Monday, tell them I love them.
#448 - Vancouver recap! LAFC Preview!
I did some post production this time based on listener suggestions (in episode 448!)n, maybe the voices are leveled other than when I shout Peterman's piece is here https://www.cascadiafc.com/the-nutshell-game/ Squid's doggie dash page is here https://secure.oregonhumane.org/doggiedash/arrowandgus?tab=Dashboard Michael Pollan's amazing new book about the scienece of consciousness (including animals! and plants!) is here in book form https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-world-appears-a-journey-into-consciousness-michael-pollan/47e179e0a2408aa0?ean=9781984881991 and here in podcast form: https://overcast.fm/+AAoiPUPn2Ac
#447 - LA Galaxy recap! Vancouver preview! Starting 11 of Oregon geography!
Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail. If you DARE. Also, Squid is doing doggie dash again, any donation welcome! Tell em Arrow sent ya. https://secure.oregonhumane.org/doggiedash/arrowandgus
#446 - Houston recap! LA Galaxy preview!
We are keeping it positive today, guys. There is too much other awful shit going on in the world to complain about Phil. www.pawteam.org
#445 - Vancouver recap! Houston preview!
#444 - Morrisonic at the movies 2026!
Your own government is committing war crimes but hey the oscars are next weekend. Dan is here to drink a few small beers and talk movies. Send your objections to morrisonicpod at gmail. In case you are skipping around to avoid spoilers the first ~2 hours is: One battle after another Sinners The Secret Agent Marty Supreme Bugonia Sentimental Value Train Dreams F1 Hamnet Frankenstein
#443 - Colorado recap! Vancouver preview!
Thanks for the questions on reddit, feel free to hit us up on morrisonicpod at gmail.
#442 - Columbus recap! Colorado preview sort of!
Sorry about the audio, I promise we will figure it out! Hit us up at morrisonicpod at gmail Here is the Soccerwise pod that gives a better Colorado preview than we could do https://overcast.fm/+ABJGTFYORMs
#441 - Preseason review! MLS Kits! Colombu preview sort of!
https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-jersey-week-see-every-new-kit-for-the-2026-season Check out: Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast Outer Roses Timbers Review Stuptown Footy Cascadia FC Conifers & Citrus
#440 - Welcome Cole Bassett! Pete lives in San Francisco now!
Welcome new listeners! morrisonicpod at gmail.com
#439 - EMERGENCY POD - AYALA TO MIAMI
Well . . . . . shit
#438 - offseason nonsense!
Pete was bord. I was depressed. This one is a rusty rambler.
#437 - Squid talks Christmas movies!
I turned Squid up louder than me because I'm a feminist. Check out Morrisonic Christmas playlist on Apple Music (or an old version on Spotify). Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you want Squid to come back to talke about The Family Stone for probably longer than the movie.
Episode 436 - Look, they aren't all fun ones.
The game I mean, this episode is fine. morrisonicpod at gmail
#435 - TIMBERS WIN! Game three preview!
I love soccer. I love the Timbers. I love Portland.
#434 - PLAYOFFS!
Go get your Little Beirut gear at https://calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/
Extra: Ten minutes of a play in recap ruined by hotel wifi!
Sorry it was all we could do
#433 - I love you Portland! San Diego recap! RSL Preview
The following chants are easy to learn and good for marching! - You can't stop us, We are teh Rose City! - Rose City til I Die! and my personal favorite for the coming weeks. . . Go Home Ya Bums!! . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP2g6sq2z00
#432 - Seattle recap! San Diego preview!
Send me a word or a quick thought related to something you love about Portland morrisonicpod at gmail.com Give money to www.pawteam.org if you've got some extra.
#431 - 4 games! Seattle preview!
Look, we have had a lot of life this month that got in the way of podcasting but based on this hour, maybe that was fine. It gets dark at the end! Give money to Portland Animal Welfare Team if you want to! www.pawteam.org And please please please ORDER YOUR FULL SIZED CANDYBARS FOR HALLOWEEN YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.
#430 - Vibe check!
We had 20 minutes that turned into 45 minutes, so basically we had about as much prep as Velde, Carballo and Rojas. I tried to turn the audio up again this time.
#429 - Dallas recap! Cincinatti recap!
I ain't missing you at all Since you've been gone away I ain't missing you No matter, what my friends say
#428 - Leagues cup!
I love this stupid tournament.
#427 - LAFC Recap! Leagues cup!!
I'm back! With a working headset and everything.
#426 - RSL recap! Minnesota recap!
I could barely hear Pete. Despite the lovely extra time against MN they were largely grim affairs. So this is short.
#425 - STL recap! SLC preview!
Look at these dogs. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/330052/. You need this much love in your life.
#424 - New England recap! St Louis preview!
Look, I am genuinely sorry about my attitude and the audio quality. Check out The Timbers Review at https://www.patreon.com/c/TheTimberReview. Email me about Hood to Coast at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com.
Episode 423 - St Louis Recap! San Jose Recap!
morrisonic pod at gmail.com
#422 - Orlando Recap (sort of!) Colorado Recap (mostly!) St Louis Preview (also sort of!)
Morrisonic Book Club! https://www.powells.com/book/is-a-river-alive-9780393242133
#421 - Seattle recap! San Jose recap! Orlando preview!
It's FINE!!!!
#420 - RSL recap! Seattle preview!!!!!!
#419 - Now with the actual right file!
Episode 418 - LA Galaxy recap! San Jose preview!
Donate to Portland Animal Welfare! Tell em Arrow sent you! https://www.pawteam.org
#417 - LAFC Recap! LA Galaxy Preview!
Parts of LA are so nice, but guys why do you pave everything???