805 In Revolt
Ojai's #1 Podcast
Join Southern California's forgotten children as they take a corn-syrup-fueled trek through the dark corners of the modern world.
Episodes
S2 E14 - M. Bison Burger
Ben and the Bean take to the frontlines of the Ojai Deep State's all out assault on the Holiday Season. Agents of Darkness walk the streets, Jesus is nowhere to be seen, and bowler hats are making a comeback. Will the Punisher save us? Or will we die here, cold and alone? LISTEN AND FIND OUT !!!
S2E13 - Real Ones
Things Get Real.
S2 E12.5 Ojai Election Update
SCENE REPORT FROM THE MOST RECENT OJAI ELECTED OFFICIAL DEBATE
S2 E12- We Need A Hero (Feat. Gerardi)
POLITICS: ELECTORAL AND CULINARY
S2E10- Two Tickets to Tummy Ache Town (Feat. Elizabeth Herring and Sean Edwards
Two heavy hitters join the team to get the download on Casa De Lago closure, Donut Shoppe Death, Fascism, Vape Etiquette, and more.
S2 E9 - Boomers on Parade
The best and worst of Ojai's independence day parade. An appreciation of the next-level worldbuilding of the G.I. Joe-verse. Thanks Obama. Radical Male self-empowerment. Fish Sticks. Safe Space. Safe episode. NAMA.
S2E8 - Fields of Cap Ft. Elizabeth Herring
Big Episode. Ojai local and Master of Fine Arts Elizabeth Herring joins the team for a densely packed briefing. Get the download on all things Ojai arts, tik-toks, Braveheart Grindset, the coming NFT wars, gas station culture, and the Queen's platinum jubilee. Also: listener questions get answered and we say fare thee well to the valley's most important cultural landmark.
S2E7 - Facts Matter
Facts Matter
S2E6 - Bored Ape Brown Shirts
Twitter takeover, the Jack Harlowfication of Ben Cohen, Lin vs Vin, and 2006 Ojai restaurant theory. In the second half of the episode, a review of the classic Italian film Escape From the Bronx, a futuristic yarn about guns, glory, and gentrification.
S2 E5 - Sworn To Rothrock
The boys dive into the legendary film oeuvre of Cynthia Rothrock and watch Sworn to Justice.
S2E4 - "Say Less" Feat. Gerardi
The unstoppable Gerardi joins the show for an immersive look into bubbling Ojai stew. We answer burning questions, remember the lost legend Jersey Mike, discuss the breaking Bezos news, and hold Minyon Pizza accountable. Also: the tao of the Ojai boy, We end the program by providing the definitive take on the Oscar slap fight and what it means for the future of both showbiz and America at large.
S2E3 - The Battle Of Fake Jamaica
A detailed debrief on 1993's best movie, the David Bradley blood-'n-guts blockbuster, 'Cyborg Cop'.
S2E2 - Sacred Phrenology - The Tao of Peyton
Reflections on the big game, West v. Davidson, Astrology, Thumbs up/Thumbs down. PLUS: Are the Red Hot Chili Peppers chill? Are we doing enough to support our partners in the Levant and eastern Europe? Is there another way? Listen --- and find out!
S2E1 - Baby We're Back
We begin Season 2 with Super Bowl preview/predictions, Eminem and the M&M's, Clinton 2024, church memories, and heinous acts. Midway: Radio intercepts a team convening for a high-IQ prosperity ceremony in the sacred valley of the moon. ALSO: somebody crosses the line and gets put on notice. Where We Swag One, We Drip All.
#021 - Change Of Mental Address (Feat. Small Time Citrus)
Season finale. Small Time Citrus sits down with the team for his first-ever interview. Get to know the man behind the memes during a comprehensive analysis of the Ojai Culture war. PLUS: alien life, Tesla time, reflection, and projection. Mind The Gap. #805mindset
Episode 020 - Rudy the Deer's Magic Holiday (a Keynesian Dissection of Anglo-American Trade In The 21st Century)
The most wonderful time of year. All we had to do was follow the damn polar express CJ. The decline of big chocolate, The never-ending war on Christmas, the perils of pooping on schedule 1 substances, and one special reindeer's quest to save Santa from the Deep State. Feliz Navidad Compadres.
#019 - Scarecrow SZN
Ben returns to help his fellow Tier-0 operators take on a fully stuffed episode. Veteran's day, Chanukah, Thanksgiving, downtown development hell. PLUS: the mask wars hit home, RAMS vs. BOLTS, and mandatory Sigma grindset.
#018 - Scary Monsters and Super Creeps!
Another Trip to Halloweentown. Who is the Scariest monster? Who's the best Gruden? What's Ojai Day without a stomach ache? Also: Russell reads a poem and we circumnavigate the space-time continuum. Happy Halloween!
#017 The Boys of Fall
Summer fades away, and so do the opps. It's Harvest time in the valley, the season of the witch. Feel the pull of the blood moon and get ready to do battle in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot. If you do the work, your boys will hold the space. Love and Light.
#016- McFlurry Mandate
It's all about the family. Frozen Treats, the rights of man, football season, and some internet-breaking fashion news. Plus, we pay tribute to a special friend. BOLT UP!
#015 - Part XV: Rise Of The Tesla Bots
It's the dingus days of summer, and the team is floating through a sea of confusion. The technocratic hell world, 2007's best teen thriller, Gaylin's many titles, and a long look into the crystal ball. Baskahova!
#014 - Stiff Neck Symposium (Feat. Sean Edwards)
Ojai All-star Sean Edwards joins the program for a heavy dose of conspiracy and intrigue. The fallout from the January 6th kickback at the Capital, a shadow meeting in Santa Barbara, a Jesus lookalike's mind-blowing sermon, and a late summer fashion look book. Daves Vault!
#013 - Pepe the Pig
Old Guys Rule, Bars get rescued, and 805 In Revolt history is made with the team's first-ever on-air taste test. Also: Space Jam James cucks himself and we gaze into the abyss.
#012 - Tier Zero Operators
Task Force Pegasus rides again, fan questions are answered, England takes it on the chin, and the punisher skull gets spray-painted on America's soul. Grab your gear, tac the fuck up, and join America's most elite warriors on a mission to save the republic and smoke weed behind Chevron.
#011 - 20 Inch Inseam
The sun is strong, the days are long, and Ojai is really sweaty. Meet the newest member of the 805 In Revolt team, burn down Babylon, engage in some Sorkinesque courtroom banter, and adjust your shorts accordingly. Mindset.
Special Episode: The Drunkenly Departed
Through the prism of his favorite film: The Departed, Sam gets drunk and rambles about America, fathers, love, and God.
#010 - More Swagger Than Sense: The Book Of Galen in D minor (Op. 13)
Some things change, some things stay the same. Jeep, once again, is in Paris, but the show must go on. Ojai summer craziness, a virtual safari, concussions, and America's relationship with Israel. In the second half of the show, we are joined by a powerful, elusive, and mysterious guest for a philosophical analysis of Nordhoff's 2013 homecoming court.
#009 Enter The Fish Tank: Invasive Species
The hipster scourge continues its creep across the valley. Hope is slipping away. We Revolt! ...and talk cats, CGI vs practical effects, finding Nemo, and SINNERS!
#008 - Darkseid Of The Moon
Comprehensive, cutting-edge Snyder Cut analysis; the dawn of white boy summer, the death of royalty, both British and American; and so much more.
#007 - James Barn: From Ojai with Love
Guns, Slipknot, Corned Beef, and dumpster parenting.
#006 - St. Patrick's Day Spectacular
It's a bonafide holiday special ladies and Celts! Make the Dublin Drop and join the 805 team for a raucous romp through time and space. The lads explore Saint Patrick's origins, dank Irish movies, and the Irish contribution to the making of America. Also, fourteen fan questions are answered in a special St. Patrick's Day lightning round. Cheers!
#005 - Make Mayo, Not War
After a hectic trip to France, the team finds themselves short-handed and fully fried. Reflections on Republican Comic-con (CPAC), a look at Joe Biden's early moves in the Middle-east, and a Tom Cruise chemistry test start things off. Later in the broadcast; Sam shares his foolproof, success generating, Neapolitan morning routine that is guaranteed to take your life to the next level.
#004 - I'll be there for Q
The boys are on a business trip, floating through the Parisian skies with their minds on their money. Sit in on their conference call and get the inside scoop on America's sitcom addiction, global sex cults, and candy bars. If you look out of your window right about now, you should be able to get a good look at the Eiffel tower. Bon appétit!
Special Episode: Go with Gaz: The Geopolitics of Call Of Duty
All is fair in love and modern warfare! Join Task Force Pegasus as they explore the not-so-secret connection between The Pentagon and Playstation.
#003 Pelosi v. Sugarman: Dawn of Justice
Meet Washington's most eligible bachelor, eat Cinnastix with the Presidents, and unlock the true power of the Neapolitan mindset.
#002 Planes, Trains, and Sigma Males
Sam joins a cult, Russell makes a dramatic reveal, Cameron calls out Ludacris, Jeep is saved by an elusive hero, and we have a one-armed man in the trunk of our car.
#001 Crosseyed and Nameless
Happy Birthday! It's episode 1 and the boys are still getting the hang of things. Character introductions give way to unique insights on war, corruption, the Super Bowl, and the bear problem.
S2E11 - Live From Queens (Ft. Elizabeth Herring)
The 805 takes a bite out of the big apple. Hunter Biden enjoys some R&R in the valley of the moon. Happy Days are right around the corner. Americans are babies now.